Шутки в Present Continuous

Use the following verbs to complete the jokes. Watch your spelling!
chew   drown   eat   fly    give    look    tell    try   wait   use

1) «The police are ….......ing for a man with one eye called Smith.»
    «What's his other eye called?»

2) Come out of the water. Swimming is not allowed here.
    But I'm not swimming, officer. I'm …..................ing!

3) Is that your nose or are you just …..........ing a banana?

4) Tell the passengers that I have both good news and bad news for them.
   What's the good news?
   We are ….............ing in perfect weather and we are making excellent time.
   And what's the bad news?
   We're lost.

5) Two sisters are in bed together.
    - Are you asleep?
    - I'm not ….......ing you.

6) «What is the difference between a post box and an elephant?»
    «I don't know.»
    «Well, I'm not ….................ing you this letter to post!»

7) A small boy is standing next to an escalator. He is looking at the handrail.
- Is there something wrong? asks a shop assistant.
- No. I'm just …................ing for my chewing gum to come back.

8) A man is having a meal in a restaurant.
   - Waiter, this meat is very tough. What is it?
   - The problem isn't the meat, sir. You're …....................ing to eat the plate.

9) «Why is your cat looking at me?»
    «Probably because you're …....................ing its bowl.»